Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
What is playing on your stereo?
Phish
Sex Pistols
Dieselboy
Type O Negative
Tool
KMFDM
Christina Aguilera
Brooks & Dunn
Abba
Tupac
You see someone who "doesn't care". What do you do?
Pop a cap in their punkass!
Do them in the butt!
Give 'em a beer and watch some football.
Take them home with me...*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
"Re-educate" them
I am that person...
Spank them.
Give them a glow stick! Everyone loves glow sticks!
Spit in their face
Roll 'em a fattie
What is the last thing you read?
Mein Kampf
The Kama Sutra
Guns & Ammo
The Advocate
A restraining order
High Times
The Anarchist's Cookbook
Who has time to read? I'm dancing!
Kinked Lovin'
Nietzche
What do you care a lot about?
Dancing! And pretty lights! And sparkly things!
Leather
Nothing...
Purity of the people
Getting to "know" people, if ya know what I mean...
NASCAR!!
Tolerance of diversity!
My homies
Good times, man
Fucking shit up.
Who is your least favorite Care Bear?
Yankee Bear
Christian Coalition Bear
Cracka Bear
Narc Bear
Square Bear
I love everyone!!
Prude Bear
Care Bears...
Jew Bear
Chastity Bear

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