Uncle Hook
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Journal
Created:
on 5 August 2001 (#236969)
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About
Name:
Uncle Hook
Birthdate:
13 November 1985
Bio:
FIVE ON A DIE!!!!!!

Ooh...snake eyes!
Location:
your mom's house
Status:
Music:
Interests
"lighting technicians"I contained multitudes and listed every single one, 1959 cadillac el dorado, 80's, =w=, adam garcia, adventure!!, albion, angry nerd rock!, anthologies, arcana, b-movies, backpacking, bad dancing, barbarella, beatniks, before night falls, beth orton, bette davis, billy bob thornton, blumarine, bootsnall, bouncing souls, brewed awakenings, cabaret, cahrazy pizza deliveringthis typo is load-bearing, cate blanchett, chasing amy, chasing che, chinchillas named rhadamanthusnot chinchillas. Specifically, chinchillas named Rhadamanthus. A judge of the underworld in Greek mythology. A soul assigned to weigh the deeds of the dead., chinese hibiscus, chloroform, collecting bad karmaself-aware AND unrepentant, cooking, crappy old cars, crazy ass wassail, cream soda, cursive, dawson high, death to smoochy, deserted seacoast, dogma, downtown, edward norton, eureeka's castle, existentialism, fiery intellectuals, five on a dieoooooh....snake eyes, francesca lia block, franz kafka, full metal jacket, green eggs and ham, gruverfishthis could be a person or an incident. you will never know which, hairspray, heavenly creatures, ifc, impact press, jason lee, john waters, johnny nash, la cacophony society, latin, les fleurs du mal, liquid cafe, lisa loeb, lithuanians, luna, maow, markovian processthe chaotic academic category, miranda sex garden, my shoes, myopialisted as an interest, nauseatingly bright greena preference? a color as a personality trait? or a grievance?, new wave, nonconformity, obscure 60's pop, olive oil, otters, overcast daysthe tender sincere heart under everything category, pie baking madness, purple pineconeswhy, red velvet cake, remedios varothe superior surrealist to dali, salvador dalisecond to varo, scooters/food dehydratorsthe slash. the equivalence implied by the slash, sexual predator pantsthere's a story but only uncle hook can tell you, shocking blue, ska, slighting canadiansa hobby. a listed hobby, sloths, sorta-vegetariansan admission of guilt, south america, stenography, steven nightingale, stuffed peppers, sunny day real estate, surrealism, the aquabats!, the goonies, the painted bird, the tribe, theatre, thundarr the barbarian, trampolines and underwear, travel, tristan tzara, vintage shops, wasting energy, welcome to the dollhouse, wooly rhinos, writing, zines